A guy named Keaton Patti on Twitter ( https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti ) said he had a bot watch 1,000 hours of telethons and then write its own telethon script and this is the first page. We think Keaton is a genius and can’t stop laughing when we read the scripts.
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Excellent! I needed that laugh !
Love that shirt, where did you get it?
More plz
Not PC but funny as hell!
Hilariously stupid! Lmfao!! Thanks guys 🤣🤣🤣
to funny
OMG! I am dying 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey……love the vids. So I got pulled over for speeding (a while ago)….I told the cop I was carrying and then she took my gun TO HET CAR…..handed it back at end of the stop mag unloaded and handed me pile of bullets……is that routine? I highly doubt it. She was a state trooper. What's your take and if it's not the law to tell whether your carrying, should you or Not?
How do I pledge
I've seen a lot of "I made a bot watch" memes. They're never actual bots, but they're usually good comedy.
You guys are 😂!
Hey mike. We found brass knuckles on the park. What should we do.
😂🤣😂 so fricken funny!
Are you sure this is fake? Sounds better than many "real" ones. LMFAO
You guys NEED to do this again! Favorite one is "college recruitment"… "Greek old" 🤣
If it is the bot or the writer, it's using the repeated "catch phrases" and most commonly said words… with comedic timing. It's funny though.
There's a cure for childhood? I wish some of the adults who haven't grown up yet could receive it. They know who they are!
I didn't get the humor out of any of this…. I'm just lost in neutral. I don't get it
I kept it together til the 3 minute mark. Holy shit lol ,cat_with_knife.jpeg.
I love you man! And you man!
O.M.G! Stop it! Doubled up in pain, from laughter! I can hardly breathe!🤣🤣 The three of you, are the best! ðŸ‘ÂÂðŸ‘ÂÂðŸ‘ÂÂ💖
But are the telephones bones?
Being a cop in Michigan right now must be weird. Weed is legal to possess there now but there is currently no legal way to purchase it. We are about to be in the same boat in IL. I am in favor of the legalization of cannabis though.
You might not want to admit it but you guys would be hilarious stoners
Goddamn, just listened again and that was epic comedy….
Might be underpaid, but the benefits are great right?
Why did this remind me of some of the legislature's first drafts? Lol
Holy shit….belly laughs…you guys fucking KILLED it. Thank you
I'd say the Hallmark movie bot was more convincing, then again I think all of their movies are ai written to begin with.
First man love it watching now
Happy New Year, Mike! 🎊🎉🎈ðŸÂ¾🥳🥳🥳🥳