“Always Be Closing”
-Alec Baldwin, in Glengarry Glen Ross
*Note: Captions are only present at the beginning. They took an unusually long time to create, because I had to remove the burned-in date and time stamp from the lower-right corner in order to make room for the text.
*Also – because someone is bound to mention this, despite it hardly being material: I know that it’s not clear what number the officer says. I went as far as contacting the trooper to see if he remembered, but no dice.
Algebra update: The guy claims that he went from 29″ to 37″ tires. That’s an increase of 1.276 times. If his speedometer read 65, an approximation of his actual speed should be 1.276 * 65, or 82.9 miles per hour.