‘He Touched My Pee Pee’: Arrestee Thinks Criminal Trespassing is a Joke (JAIL)

41 thoughts on “‘He Touched My Pee Pee’: Arrestee Thinks Criminal Trespassing is a Joke (JAIL)”

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   @Sensor-g7z 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

   Most addicts know what they Need to do to get clean, just like most obese people know what they need to do to lower their BMI to a medically acceptable level. Addiction, including to junk food, is all about self medicating pain. Mostly emotional pain, but for those cursed with any form of bodily chronic pain they are medicating both.

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   @shawn_92 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

   THERES A BAD GUY COMIN IN! LOOK OUT!

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   @Ladydia1971 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

   John acts like hes on the spectrum. Ive worked with a few kids that do the hand shaking thing and they all have autism. Sad to see him in the position hes in

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   @DT61636 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

   That Sam chick is a heroine hooker 10.
   But I bet those veins aren't the only things blown out.

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   @jjspinny 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

   is it bad it makes me even sadder when the addict is beautiful?

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   @SWSimpson 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

   The heroin stories make me very sad because one of my closest friends tried it once and the person he was with had to call the paramedics, who came over right away and brought him back to life, told the girl to leave ASAP before the police arrive, which she did, and he was okay. He showed up to work that morning but vomited in our garbage can in the kitchen, and his boss sent him home. I called him when I got home from work and he told me the truth about what had happened the night before, and I was scared for him and very angry. I told him that if he ever did that again, I would cut him off and end the friendship because I wouldn't allow myself to be put through that – I had stood beside him for about 10 years already with his alcoholism, which would sometimes cause him to be belligerent to me. We had similar upbringings – me the son of a retired Air Force Colonel, and he grew up with a dad in the Navy. We ended up with retired dads who moved to a small town (outside a big city) that is very conservative and no other military base nearby so we were the only kids who moved around a lot. Most of the people in this town had lived there their entire lives, went to elementary, junior high and high school together, plus a lot of them knew each other through church and church related activities. So, it was difficult going to school there. This friend thought I made more friends faster, but that really isn't the case. I also found myself and came into my own in high school, while he was still trying to find himself 2 years after graduation. I moved to Los Angeles at the age of 21 and he followed about 6 to 9 months later. So, when he would get drunk and depressed, he sometimes took it out on me. One such time, he slammed my car door really hard and then shoved me up against my car and he was forced to walk all the way from my friend's house (who we were picking up to go to an underground club) to home (about 8 – 10 miles). At every pay phone he came across, he would call and leave hateful messages on my machine, which I didn't listen to, I ignored them because I knew he would feel sorry about it in the morning. The next morning he asked me to take him to an AA meeting, which I did. I had never been to one but as a friend I wanted to help. Long story short (too late), he resumed his heroin use and moved to San Francisco, then back home to his parents, then to New York, and the phone call I was afraid to get came. His neighbors in his Brooklyn Apartment hadn't seen him in three days and they were worried, so the landlord unlocked the door and they found him with the needle still in his arm – dead. Once I knew he was doing heroin again, I stopped speaking to him. I told him I love him and I will always think of him as one of my best friends but I couldn't be in contact with him as long as he was on heroin. I took his death pretty hard. That was about 30 years ago, and I am just recently beginning to remember all the wonderful things about him and I miss him very much.
   Don't throw your life away over heroin – it isn't worth it. Don't throw your life away for that. Please.

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   @Tdot-75 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

   Sam has no idea what she needs to do, I see the fear in her eyes, she is terrified, I hope she makes it to recovery and stays with it, will be for the rest of her life

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   @markfigueroa1681 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

   They arrested Bobcat Goldthwaith

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   @stevenbristol7832 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

   To be fair, that is the difference between crazy and eccentric. Pretty sure homeboy's crazy.

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    @palmereldritch1974 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    Samantha and her boyfriend are going to have a hellish 4-5 days unless someone bails them out.

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    @melissajones6 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    John is the perfect example of an older male with undiagnosed Asperger’s.

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    @theresahaddad107 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    The gentleman is CLEARLY Autistic. If the folks in the jail had some training on mental health, it would have been obvious! Indeed – the jail employees treated him w/ respect. Shame on them for asking him to contain himself by walking against one wall. WTF?? to walk against the wall

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    @glitterinmyeyes333 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    Stellar professional behavior 👏 the way they treated him when he was passing was absolutely respectful and considerate.

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    @chuckmorrison7085 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    Do they actually get any tourists there in Portland?

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    @lt4865 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    They need mental health care workers in all jails to help facilitate these peoples issues

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    @kathleendickens5428 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    Love how the woman give him respect. He probably has some mental issues so they dealt with that perfectly

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    @evank6738 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    Hands down …a passport is the worst place to keep your heroin

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    @MrMaddox57 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    It's JACK NICHOLSON, lol

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    @MrMaddox57 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    theme song for this show is EPIC and dead-on, lol "just get me ouuuuut JUST GET ME OUUUUUUT!" as the nutcase in the chair laughs on hahaha. the DESPERATION. JAIL SUCKS!!!! MADHOUSE!

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    @josephpicaro151 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    They have that girl a felony for that spec of dope

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    @SofiaTHEfIRST1873 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    The Amy wine house reference is hilarious

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    @SincereSentinel 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    Worthless show and segment.

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    @syvadcram 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    Typical Democrat voters 😂😂😂

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    @SONICBOOM98 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    This can't be real

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    @MySunShiineDoll 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    She said it's heroin not marijuana 🤯 lol

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    @Laz3rCat95 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    I sympathize with these people. They're not evil people, they just went down some bad paths.

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    @dwj77 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    Brian says he is 23 but his hairline screams 43

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    @MarkWillis253 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    he is made of Meth.

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    @vintage1950 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    Certain antipsychotic can cause restless feet. Most probably off his medication bless him.

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    @D-Z321 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    You know he’s a bottom guy 🥴

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    @Thetoucanman918 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    He’s a GTA npc

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    @SB-fv4sn 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    My son paces all day. It made me happy to see the ladies treating him humanely. He's just wired differently.

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    @spartan360v1 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    He honestly was probably cold and did a low level crime to get a month of hot food and a warm place to stay on the tax payers dime

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    @YogiAcosta 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    This is old.

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    @mphillips4324 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    Liberals are batsh*t crazy. Why would the city of Portland be proud to be weird? That's not a good thing.

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    @darqueyes 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    He’s a happy crazy.

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    @marjuska9833 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    Is he just confessing things in front if camera?? He actually said "they took me out of criminal trespassing out of all things I've ever done in my life, can you believe it? Criminal trespassing.. how about extortion, no.. how about blackmail, nooo.. but criminal trespassing"

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    @lucasperez3917 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    This guy needs help.

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    @Deeeeeeeeeeeeee-l5l 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    I think he has a severe personality disorder. Makes it hard to get them to feel how you like when you want. Better off to medicate him and some kind of program, and yeah compared to other crimes a trespass is not a big one.

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    @PoorRick 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    7:22 there is no way that dude is 23! Im 23 and he looks like he could be my dad lmao

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    @PoorRick 10/19/2025 at 5:42 PM · Edit

    Blackmail and extortion is the same thing 😂

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