Florida Man Says He Was Masturbating In Public To Calm His Anxiety

48 thoughts on “Florida Man Says He Was Masturbating In Public To Calm His Anxiety”

1. Omg. You don’t put dishes in the washing machine. You deserve the donkey of the day you stupid me

2. Imagine being a grown man and telling people about your anxiety or whining about it or making an issue of it.

3. Why is it such a big deal? Would it be better if he took a gun and shot everyone? If you don't like it, don't look! As long as he is in his own little space and doesn't jizz on anything, let him! Leave him alone and mind your own business!!! It is a washateria, not a fucking resort! Get a life and mind your own fucking business!

4. Dat public nutt hit hard AF..the thrill prolly had em skeetin everywhere 🥴🥴

5. Choke that 🐔 🐔 🐔 🐔

6. Now he got an emotional support donkey of the day award.
   HeeHaw

7. What is wrong with people in Florida? Is there something in the water or is it the heat and humidity? Every day someone in Florida is doing something crazy-thats not a coincidence.

8. CTA mentioning meth head Andrew Gilum positively in these old Donkey of the Days is so ironic.

9. Hi All. I just wrote a song called FLORIDA MAN … you can watch the video here:
   https://youtu.be/lrzAhkzTGdU
   Hope you’ll enjoy it 🙂

10. Munf

11. I love this show! But I can't help comparing it to the Rickey smiley morning show. Meaning that Yee and DJ Envy don't interact much with STG.I like The Rickey smiley show because everybody interacts with one another throughout the whole show I like Yee and DJ Envys's opinions. But it appears STG shut's them down as soon as they start interacting.

12. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the washing machine position. When u thought u’be heard of everything at the age of 27. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

13. roll a flesh blunt… lol SMFH, i'm done hahaha

14. he's kinda cute

15. C.T.G. stop making fun of him and just send him this when he get out of jail. ……GRIM https://youtu.be/uwfdFCP3KYM

16. WTF did I just watch 😂

17. USA UNITED STATES OF ANXIETY

18. Sounds like he's a sex addict.

19. Check out my testimony https://youtu.be/2i74Hp3-_ww

20. Time⏰to register.👮

21. Stomach pancakes? Lol

22. The south period, is crazy.

23. Sorry but like how somebody masturbates in public and just because of anxiety that’s crazy

24. I've done it before and got away with it, it's nothing.

25. masturbating is certainly a stress relief…..

    if I was in jail – I think my stress levels would be at an all time high.

    If it was my masturbating that got me into jail. oh my – that's just crazy. No way should you go to jail just for masturbating. There needs to be other solutions to jail – or this is just one slippery slope as a dude will never be released from jail! 😉

26. I needa go florida if they got 24 hour laundromat

27. He sais purple head warrior 😂😂😂
    Cursed state

28. Canadian here. I remember going to Florida and almost dying twice in three days. Amazing state.

29. This shit too funny😂😂😂😂

30. Why do Americans love reporting public sex? Sounds like he was jacking off to his own laundry, he wasn’t even being pervy like looking at anyone, he was gonna be done soon. Let a man be, look away.

31. I'm more fascinated that Uncle charleman Kno all these terms for masturbating 😂

32. Knew it was Fla. just because of his name…..sad!!

33. “Next mumff”

34. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

35. Always always ALWAYS Florida!!! Clean up your act yo nasties

36. Florida Man back at it again. 😂😂😂😂😂

37. Gillum is not going to be governor

38. Give ctg donkey of the day for knowing so many different masturbation phrases 😂😂😂😂

39. Oh Florida the L capital of the United States

40. Screw your book comin' out next "MUMF" lol. You're a clown & racist.

41. Seems to me like in Florida you either normal or a wicked weirdo on me

42. Leave him alone

43. Still love my state though 💪🏾

44. "Flesh blunt"!!!!😂💀 never heard that one.

45. Florida you take the cake for the rest of this year and all next year 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

46. Jokes aside legally can this pass if he can substantiate mental health history? Could this be a wonderful legal maneuver?

    But CMTG was disrespectful to the whole of Florida. Like saying all black men are xyz because a large amount in Los Angeles are incarcerated.

47. Forgive me everyone but his reason sounds low-key legit 🤔🤔🤔

48. I just can’t anymore- are you just specifically looking for Florida bull ish for news?

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