Florida Man Threatens To Bring Terror With His Army Of Turtles

48 thoughts on “Florida Man Threatens To Bring Terror With His Army Of Turtles”

1. He actually was ironically trying to go at the police or at least in his mind but it actually deeply stems from him being tired of mistreatment of black and brown people by the police.

2. The Floridian man turtle army being faster, smarter, winning against Bugs Bunny. I can only imagine the destruction "The Turtle Army" would do in these streets.

3. What if they turn into the teenage mutant turtles

4. An army of snapping turtles are terrifying I'd catch one as pet but an army different ball park

5. Classic Florida man

6. Hold up ,, what them dolls doing in the background?

7. lol smh

8. The DOLLS… lol

9. It was me i was the one with the turtles.

10. Well by calling the radio station SPAZZING that way don't make yah look any more normal 😅

11. It's true the turtles were told to stand down.

12. this is how America wins world war 3

13. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

14. This was the funniest DOTD ,EVER!!!!!

15. Lol Master Splinter

16. I think he got saint and splinter mixed up lmao

17. This man is a straight troll😭

18. I can't do this lol

19. Now that is an Avengers level threat

20. Thomas Lane must have found the ooze to be making this threat 😂

21. I like the Florida ones. LOL! You guys in the US look at Florida the way the rest of the world looks at, well, the US!

22. Turtle power 😂😂😂🤣

23. This is want happens when the ninja turtles ain't raise right😋😜😜

24. charlamagne ur so stupid 😂😂😂💕

25. too funny my bro ,lmao

26. I legit spat out my water whilst the theme tune for TMNT played whilst Charla ad lib 😂

27. U ain’t right bro 😂😂😂

28. Who knew Master Splinter’s real name was Thomas Lane and he was from Florida 🤷🏾‍♀️ 😂😂😂

29. I live in florida. Wild shit happens ALL DAY EVERY DAY.

30. I think it’s something in the water at this point

31. CTG needs to be on donkey of the day.

32. Why is there ass eating ken dolls behind him

33. Binging old episodes of Donkey…its amazing how many start with "Floridaman" 🤣😂

34. Who bailed this idiot out ? Oh maybe the turtles 🐢 48hours later 🤦🏽‍♂️

35. This is the funniest donkey of the day I've seen in a long time. That's why I created my vlog.

36. In the U.K. Stacey is a girls name so that was so funny

37. Florida is cray 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m with Charlemagne

38. Super Mario is based of real life advents.

39. Charlamagne got Florida in his google search bar

40. Master splinter calling up the TMNT

41. Listen man I'm from Florida but this on some other shit lmaooo I'm trying to figure out what kinda drugs this guy taking.

42. I’m guessing it’s sun drying the brain plus the dehydration but I’m not a professional

43. Free the turtle man 🐢

44. 😂😂😂😂 the Bronx and Florida never let's us down. They want all the smoke.

45. the position of the dolls in the back tho….lol

46. He should change his name to Jack devaney

47. Repping the 321

48. Madman in clean clothes these days are very dangerous.

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