IF YOU HATE COPS, NEXT TIME YOU’RE IN TROUBLE, CALL A CRACKHEAD #ytshorts #yt #shorts

33 thoughts on “IF YOU HATE COPS, NEXT TIME YOU’RE IN TROUBLE, CALL A CRACKHEAD #ytshorts #yt #shorts”

1. Brilliant!

2. Crackhead will get there faster too

3. A crackhead wouldn't have a nice Jack like that. By definition the crackhead would have already traded that for crack… Just saying.

4. He was all jacked up…

5. First guy is fu””ed up!

6. The consolidated downfall of society, in one statement!

7. There's nothing that can't be made worse by having the police involved.

8. tweakers/ homeless people have helped me out way more when I'm in a pinch than a cop has ever helped

9. There's nothing more scarier or dangerous than a armed State actor inserting authority where he has none

10. AMEN

11. Wasn't he hiding in a closet when his people were beating the police?

12. Perfect

13. This makes me want to become a crackhead when I grow up.

14. great effing advice

15. So Hunter Biden helped him fix a flat? Cocaine's a helluva drug

16. Love you bro!

17. I was on my bike doing 88 mph in a 75 zone with a state trooper behind me and I hit a turkey vulture which ended up breaking my wrist. I pulled over about 2 miles later to check it out because it was starting to hurt, a lot. The cop pulled over with me to see if I was ok then offered to escort me to the ER. He was gonna help me do a speed run to the ER if I wanted. (The nearest ER was pretty far away. I was way out in the country.) He never even brought up the +13 over the speed limit. I turned him down. We chatted for a few then I made my way home. Not all cops are douches.

18. that looks like how i imagined Jeffery dahmer's apartment looked.

19. 🤣 perfect!

20. Crack heads are probably MUCH safer to be around than an oinker.
    There is no bad situation that can't be made so much more worse when an oinker shows up.
    Scariest words to ever hear – "I'm from the government and I'm here to help" or in this case "hi, I'm Johnny cop, Do you need any help?" as he's tazing and beating you shouting "stop resisting, stop resisting" As he's protecting and serving the sht right out of you. Or the oinker will drive up, ask if you need help, and then ask for your ID and as you reach for the ID he asked you for he'll shoot you dead "fearing for his life" because you were reaching for something

21. You need a gun because the cops can't be there to protect you. Call a crackhead when you need a cop!!! REEEEEEE When seconds count the cops will be there in minutes, maybe.

22. the next time you're in trouble call your mom like the kids in uvalde.

23. Yeah I don't believe this cucks story. He's just a typical retarded Democrat. Redundant I know.

24. Wow. Lol. Fk cops.

25. What a garbage video

26. So your mad the cop did his job? And happy you got lucky and found a non aggressive crack head?

27. lol why are you eating a twix during this

28. Better than a cop. YouTube will not let me see comments. I am sorry but don't bother.

29. So now all cops are shit like that one you had that time. Your the problem you asshole

30. You said CHP…. Colorado or California…. you're still screwed. He's from Louisiana. You dumbass.

31. Let me guess Johnny ..you didn’t get attention as a child and this is why you beg for attention from cops to make up for the attention your daddy never gave you??? lol

32. Did you just admit to stealing a jack?

    And you took it from a crackhead?

    I think you need to work on the punchline…

33. You sound stupid…..just shut up

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