Why I’ll never work another Black Friday as a cop again

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2. Coming back to this on black Friday, 2020.

3. Mike. We had a Walmart there
   Me. Say no more, I understand

4. MIKETHE COP. HAI O.O

5. You do a great imitation if that wierd music

6. You should furnish one of the offices like an interrogation room.
   Calling in sick: "I can't come in today. I have a bone in my leg."

7. When does mike have time to be a cop? Heh

8. Fighting over $1 towels struck me funny. 1 of the warnings that we were given at CCW was to let a home intruder go with my stuff as long as he doesn't threaten me, yet this goes on. I know it seems unrelated, but I guess I have a weird sense of humor.

9. Dont have time to stop shoplifters but have time to deal with towels what kind of Walmart did you end up at forget towels I'm getting shoplifters

10. "Theres no fantasy"

11. 😂😂😂

12. Oh dear, is it okay to call it "black Friday "? Sounds awfully racist to me! How dare you!?

13. Ah Caren

14. That’s so funny,,,,,,

15. U actually went to Walmart on Black Friday. Lololololololol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

16. What is it with the black wedding rings ????

17. Merry Christmas Mike and family and UPP

18. Very happy for you. You are doing the right thing Mike the Cop. I for sure will be watching your cool channel!

19. I like going to stores when they open on black friday with folding chair and a bag of popcorn.

20. Hey Mike! As a veteran of opening the doors on Black Friday 25 times and Hard Closing on Christmas Eve 27 times. I must say your music impression of the Fight Music was spot on! The excuses on a Hard Close are Nuts as well! Best one “I didn’t know Christmas was tomorrow” and I have heard that more than once in different years. A Hard Close is only done on December 24th and no one is allowed in for any reason so we can get the employees home to there families that’s probably why the excuses are so crazy! It is interesting to see what people will put up with to save a dollar…. 😮

21. Cool new black friday idea: at the same time you let the mad dash of crazed shoppers into the store, secretly let a pack of hungry wolves in from the back of the store

22. “Im not going out like this”

23. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

24. Carmina Burana by Orff… O Fortuna

25. I’m literally dying of laughter. I have an Uncle Rick AND and Uncle Steve and (not on Thanksgiving) Rick stabbed Steve in the shoulder with a fork during a drunken argument one time 🤣😂🤣 I’m dying

26. And Mike's super is watching this filling him in for mandatory extra duty next black Friday as we speak.

27. It’s not that serious. Pretty orderly now.

28. So that's how it is down their.

29. Mace Everybody

30. The reason why you don't work Black Friday is the same exact $%$^&!^&% reason why I don't shop Black Friday!!!!!

31. Seems like a Michigan thing mostly though…

32. Carren “theme” is O Fortuna from Carmina Burana

33. Having worked off duty on many Walmart black Fridays I can tell you that everything Mike says is true! I had to break up a fight while a horde of people grabbed at one dollar sets of headphones, and knocked over the entire display in the process.

    It was so bad this year, that absolutely nobody signed up for Walmart. Walmart wound up having to pay officers $100 an hour cash! Just to work at the store !!

34. Cops that look like bums are usually pretty honest. Just my observation.

35. u're great dude

36. Man you're awesome!!

37. You sound like Patton Oswald haha

38. ikea chairs!!! du gamla du fria

39. watch in 1.25x speed for normal talking speed no offense

40. Walmart was offering 50 an hr cash where I am from

41. This dudes the typical d bag cop for sure

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