In this clip of the OFF THE CUFF Podcast, the underpaid producer leads us in a game of “how much money would it take?” to do something that I clearly have a reaction to.
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45 thoughts on “Pricetitution – How Much Money Would It Take?”
Well, how much money would it take for YOU to do that????
Don't feel bad Mike, I almost hurled myself when I heard "toenail". And for the same reason you said.
It’s my time to waste 🕐🕐🕐🕐
Change your name to "Mike the Hurler…"
You guys look like Larry the Cucumber from Veggie Tales with those headphones on.
Lock in the bet. Escrow the money. 50,000$.
Grind it into powder and add it to a jello mix. A whole toe nail would tear up your guts and kill you.
First lmao! Secondly, everyone has a price and that price continues to lower when cold hard cash under the barrel is staring directly in front your face.
I literally came so close to throwing up at my desk just now. So fucking nasty.
Mike, you are an awesome communicator training officer is a perfect fit for you. You know your stuff
You guys are sick but you're too young to see past the money. Would I? Not for most of the amounts you mentioned. I'm too old to give a shit about money unless I can set my grandkids up for life.
This might have been one of the most brilliant Mike the Cop moments… 😂😂
Can you make a video on Special Police Officers? Specifically overstepping their bounds(This happens frequently in Maryland)
Mike what would you do in this situation?
Give me $1000 and any toenail. Done, no ?'s.
I seriously laughed so hard at the toenail gagging. This was so great! I don't think I would rate it above you ripping the other "mike" into his pathetic reasoning for hating Cops, but it came pretty close….
I like all you guys and have nothing but respect for you. But I guarantee that anyone one of you would do it for $500 as for me ? I would eat em' ALL DAY LONG for $50 a pop no problem I love $$$ LOL.
Double to amount to pay off my house.
Gross story – A Costco size Jelly Jar fell on my big toe and the whole nail started coming off. To the point where it was just flipping around so I took a letter opener and slowly worked off the connecting tissue until I could get the whole nail to come off. It looked so nasty both the old nail and my toe without a nail on it. Eventually it grew back and is normal again.
hey mike, what's the legality of citizen stings? (non cops setting up bait phones, etc turned into police with video footage of the theft in progress)
You guys make the old show Fear Factor tame.🤣 a cool million, yes. Then I would get myself liquored-up to do it. 👍😎
How about Michelle Obama's toe nail?
why… just… ugh… cmon mike… why?
Omg! As soon as UP2 said that I did the same thing Mike!….I was driving, while gagging!!! Lmao love you guys!!
Wow what a subject to discuss for off the cuff. This clip of the episode has quite literally made me sick to my stomach. Thank you guys 🤢. Dave, if it only takes $5k to eat a toenail, I’m positive you’re in need of some help lol.
I want a billion dollars to eat that shut.
Ok, let's start a gofundme page. I can get you a big toenail, no questions asked. Seriously. Don't ask questions.
It would take two Microtech T/E bounty hunters and a utx-70 t/e👌
I injured my big toe and the nail fell off. I was nearly throwing up at the sight of it, and it came from my own body. So, yeah, no way. Feet are gross.
Finally, something Mike and I totally agree on. Gag! The thought actually makes me sick!
Come on, the big toe?! For $25,000 I would do it. We are drinking heavily while doing this, right? $25,000 and a bottle of Jack's Single Barrel, then the answer is "yes, I'll do it". FYI, if you are going to be there to watch the feat, BYOB. I'm going to need the whole thing for myself. You know what? Make that two bottles. I'm going to need to keep a sipping bottle around for those moments when I can't believe what I've done.
They say they'd do it with a clean healthy toenail, but toenails don't just fall off of a healthy person.
Omg, gag. 🤮🤮
My stomach fuckin churned hardcore…
It 100% depends on if I can grind it up into dust. If so 20$ if not then.1,000
I might be over thinking it, but to make it safe, let it completely dry out. Throw it in a coffee grinder. Mix it with some yogurt.
No rule that says you can't.
I think that's enough internet for tonight…
A crisp two dollar bill.
No never. Feet are my no trigger. Barely can stand my own. There are alot of thing I will do but feet nnnnooooo!
No! No! Definitely no!
Give me some sauce and I'll eat a toe nail for $300. No sauce, at least $1000. I'm broke.
Is it just me, or does the audio seem quiet?
Ok everyone search Don Vitto “vitto toe” from viva la bam. Fucking knarly!
Give me a grand I'll do it.
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