If Comcast Ran 9-1-1

46 thoughts on “If Comcast Ran 9-1-1”

1. I see Ketchup…. but is that also mustard?

2. There goes the Comcast sponsorship.

3. You forgot the part where they put you on hold for an hour, then they transfer you around to five different people, then make you repeat your information to each f@#&ing one

4. Ok timing on this couldn't be crazier. I'm sitting in my dorm room in the city and its 2 am. 5 minutes after watching this, there's a car crash outside my window. I call non-emergency… and their robot and Mike could have shared the same script…

5. funnier yet if you have comcast and you loose power good luck calling anybody let alone 911

6. I never saw this!!! OMG too funny!! 😂😂

7. Although this is meant as a joke, situations like this can actually happen. About 2 years ago I witnessed a fatal car accident caused by someone who had a heart attack while they were driving. I called 911 and pulled over and they put me on hold. Then after the dispatcher answered, I had to wait while I was transfered to THREE different agencies who also put me on hold. After 5 minutes I hung up and went to help the surviving driver. It took an additional 15 minutes for EMS to arrive once other witnesses started calling 911. If I hadn't been there with my first aid training it might have been 2 fatalities instead of one…

8. There’s a better way to fake blood, and it’s cheap and easy to make. You probably have all the ingredients already! All you need is a bottle of Kayo syrup (clear kind), some chocolate syrup, and red food coloring.

   Pour out some of the kayo syrup from the bottle (put it in a bowl and add some chocolate syrup and food coloring to get an idea of how much to put in the bottle to make the blood). Then add the chocolate syrup and red food coloring into the kayo syrup bottle. Close lid and shake well. May need a small knife to stick in the bottle and mix it.

   The chocolate syrup is to darken it and thin the syrup out some.

9. Never laughed that hard love the work you do.

10. Long ago when I was like 15 I and two friends came around a corner in a shopping center and a deputy had his gun out, not pointing it but out and down. He was in a cat and mouse with a burglar. He saw us asked where we came from and going, asked to pat us down and seeing the situation and knowing he just needed to clear us to then look for the real bad guy we gave consent. He did not cuff us or otherwise waste his time ordering us to the ground. It was over and we basically wished him well. That was early 1980's, How things have changed.

11. Careful Mike, maybe your xfinity package will suddenly disappear.

12. Oh Mike, this was just mean, funny AF tho 😛

13. LMAO love it!

14. Comcast customer service is an oxymoron. We stopped using them years ago after a very long ordeal that ended with them actually arguing with me about what State I lived in when I signed up and them insisting that I must be mistaken when I told them that I had never lived in Washington or any state bordering with it.

15. The 11 downvotes are probably customer care representatives

16. It's sad how accurate this is, lmfao!

17. Lol well 911 is an emergency response center, Comcast is definitely not :D. Can pretty much compare any call center answer line with 911 and get similar results.

18. Lol these damn companies nvr have a human being on the other end of the line anymore

19. OMG!!!! So true!!! 😂😂😂
    Comcast is a joke…except for their mobile service which is surprisingly good! Yeah, kinda shocked me.
    If their main company is ran like their mobile side, they would be a great company.

20. Uh… ketchup? Maybe iodine? Didn't think stage blood was that expensive.

    "… You have selected regicide! If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered press one now." (Who gets that reference?")

21. You should do a live podcast with Brian from HighImpactVlogs.

22. At least that is better than Spectrum! You wouldn't even get a call connected

23. Okay the name of his channel is high impact vlogs all one word I believe! The name of the video governmafia the video that could change cops minds forever! Oh man Mike of you ignore this guy everyone that sees his video will see law enforcement as criminals, I'm a supporter ofW enforcement as I have several friends who are in law enforcement and as I was watching the video I started seeing you guys in a different light! You need to stand up to this guy just to put him in his place, you have to show him you are brave enough to take on his ideology and that you aren't a chicken cop hiding behind your badge! So many of these crazy soverign citizens believe that good upstanding Leo's hide behind their badges! Seriously this guy could start a revolution or a revolt by the masses and a lot of good cops could get hurt! We need law and order not anarchy and chaos in a lawless society! Go give it to him Mike, give it to him good! He is twisting your words making you look like a total fool!

24. Mike we got a huge problem. This guy is really making you look bad on his channel, the way he puts things makes you look like a criminal thug and hypocrite! He's calling you and a couple of other law enforcement officers out to a debate! If you don't do it I'm afraid people will think he is right and we can't have that! The name of his channel is high impact flix, something like that! Can't remember the name of the video let me see if I can get it and leave the name in another comment! We can't have this floating around Mike what will people think! Brb let me find the name of the video mate!

25. Some of my dispatchers sound like that taking a call anyway tbh

26. They make you pay and give you crap service but when you say you want to leave it’s like your the most important person ever

27. Quick question, I am looking at getting into law enforcement once I'm done with college, and I am almost 21. Would having a concealed carry permit be looked on in a negative way during the hiring process or would it not matter much one way or the other?

    P.

28. Lol!!!!

29. Wow this is gold

30. Well at least with Comcast you wouldn't have to worry about your family dog being shot, or your children being held gunpoint while handcuffed.

31. Cop charged with beating 6mo old to death. Just facts man. Respond!

32. Good afternoon Mike. Would you be interested in talking to Brian at high impact vlogs? I am sure it would be interesting.

33. Do more of these videos 😂

34. Lol just discovered you, you make great content keep it up

35. Or, "I'm sorry, the number you are calling from is not listed as a premium account. Please wait while we transfer you to our billing department. For faster service, please have a credit card available. The current wait time is approximately 1 hour, twenty minutes. Thank you for your patience, your call is extremely important to us."

36. Hey bro, army veteran here. Would love to see you talk/debate with high impact vlogz!

37. That's about right. "I'm sorry, I didn't get that…did you say "I've been slabbed?" Press 1 if this is correct, press 2 if you'd like to try again."

38. Heinz 57 blood?

39. I feel you have absolutely sold us short on this skit without the defuncto indian support person named "bob" trying to speak in the worst english known to man. Kun you unprug your cabel modum? Your name isn't bob, Waheed and I've reset the modem 3 times already.

40. Hell.. just about every business especially bigger ones you call nowadays have the same thing… it's the most annoying thing ever LOL… Love your videos Mike thank you!

41. FUNNY BUT TRUE

42. *2 hours later* We will send an officer to your location, next tuesday between the hours of 9am and Wednesday. You will be charged your first born son for the visit. Thank you for calling 911. have a great day!

43. My 911 center in Tulsa Oklahoma does the press 1 for english

44. LOL

45. Lmao!Is that ketchup or buffalo sauce

46. 6 people are butt hurt

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