Florida Man Calls 911 To Have Meth Tested For Authenticity

42 thoughts on “Florida Man Calls 911 To Have Meth Tested For Authenticity”

1. I honestly think dude shouldn’t be charged, nor humiliated for this. He shouldn’t have used 911, but I don’t see why drug users shouldn’t have a service to take drugs safely.

   And a lot of us are responsible drug users. Alcohol is a drug. Cigarettes are drug. Hell, COFFEE is a drug. Just because our drug of choice is socially accepted and his isn’t is not a reason to shame him.

2. Why don’t they do this for weed? Give us clean bowls & 2grams & some unstale gars

3. What about the man I called 9114 right to the liquor store LMAO people are nuts

4. Pure drugs and no fentanyl only. 🥴🤣

5. … Wait – isn't that a repeat?
   I swear Charla gave a DoTD to another Florida Man for the exact, same reason years ago.

6. Stupid stupid stupid…. It must be a white thing 😂😂😂

7. Wtf lmao what is this meh ass energy im dead u know only whte ppl do that shit lol

8. I think anything pertaining to Florida needs its own segment.

9. I divide donkeys of the day into 3 categories: maleficent, ill-mannered, and just plain stupid. This would be categorized as just plain stupid.

10. Zinashika unashikamana😹😭😭😭🔥

11. Yeah… this a slippery slope like a mf 🤣

12. Doctor or radio dj. I think I'll go with the doc

13. Envy gets very disappointed when they don’t play guess what race it is 😂😂

14. yooooo this is wiiiild lol and he was a good dude too he aint snitch on the plug

15. Am I having deja vu or is this not the second Donkey to do this?

16. Guess we don’t need to play a game today

17. It's pure.

18. Native Americans & African Americans The Real Puppetmasters In 🇺🇸 Not White Folks 🤔

19. Prime Florida shit

20. Safe injection sites also provide services to get clean. These sites are proven to save lives. Legalize all drugs and all let non-violent drug offenders free with expunged records.

21. I’m assuming the dealer was black 😂

22. The police are not your friend, Thomas. Also getting charged for possession is so stupid.

23. The president sent thousands crackpipes. Why he ain't donkey of the decade

24. 🤣

25. Sadly, this might be more advertisement for the drug dealers. He was high, he didn’t know he was high.

26. He called the police to look on drugs, so obviously he was tweeking and the drug was probably good too for him to be acting like that

27. This dude crack me up, responsible drug user isn’t a oxymoron. What do you call someone who is prescribed Xanax and takes it as they should? Is Xanax not a drug? Is taking it when you should not responsible? This man speaks first and thinks later

28. this should not be Donkey if the day.

    there are proposals to have safe places/spaces in various states.

    Where you can test the drugs you use and we need places like this .

    as long as people are living ,we may have drug users and if so we need safe, healthy ways and locations for education, supervision etc….

29. As soon as I seen that he was from Florida, I clicked immediately…..😂

30. I thought DotD might go to the BLM activist who scammed over $100,000 while crying that she didn't get anything

31. That Mayo Rebel expected nothing but the best

32. He shouldn’t be charged he was just making sure he wasn’t gonna die over trash drugs

33. Well I think his quality was a Lil too lit! He was so high he thought he wasn't high 🤣 💀. He started getting paranoid talking bout the dealer tryna kill him.

34. Florida Man strikes again! Authenticity is key ladies & gents…

35. wow lol boy this world is finished people you can't make this stuff up.

36. He shouldn't have been arrested. That man is safer and more responsible than any alcoholic.

37. He should apologize to the dealer for speaking bad on him and his product.

38. They tried to give him that bammer meth smh he wanted that fire!

39. Jail or Death…he made his decision. Fentanyl real out here y'all be safe though

40. PSA: Charlemagne Doll has returned to see his kid

41. Does anyone have room in their state because I’m moving. I’m sick of this😂😂😂😂 Why Fl! Just why🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

42. Regular day in Florida…

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